I did a catering in Hendersonville today and made a little stop
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
— Ghetto client at our shop; quote of the day (via glassarrow)
Molly Ringwald and River Phoenix
I knew they met! Molly was one of the biggest 80’s stars so I knew they would have had to meet each other!
|My Psychology Professor:||People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.|
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
the truest comic ever
there’s nothing funnier than this at all lol
When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
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